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Angelo Garepe: Rusty, I think he bangs his wife in installments.
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(Christopher just got out of drug rehab)
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: So, what step are you at now?
Christopher Moltisanti: I did all the steps, except for the one where I'm supposed to go around and apologize to all the people I f**ked over when I was using.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: ...I think maybe you shouldn't do that one. You know, let sleeping dogs lie.
Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: There's an old Italian saying: you f**k up once, you lose two teeth.
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Dr. Jennifer Melfi: (to a friend, about men) Sure. You want someone who's sensitive to your needs, but still decisive enough for the occasional grope in the closet.
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(during the executive card game, Matthew Bevilaqua tries to clean up cheese from Silvo Dante, Silvio goes ballistic)
Silvio Dante: What the f**k are you doing?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Sil, take it easy.
Silvio Dante: (turns to Tony) I'm losin' my balls over here! This f**king moron's playing "Hazel".
(turns back to Matthew)
Silvio Dante: Get the f**k out of here!
Matthew Bevilaqua: I was just trying to sweep the cheese away...
Silvio Dante: Why? Why now? Leave it there.
Matthew Bevilaqua: I don't know. I was just...
Silvio Dante: What?
(turns the other guys)
Silvio Dante: Where do you get these f**kin' idiots, huh? Where do you get them? He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying to get...
(turns back to Matthew)
Silvio Dante: (shouts) Leave the f**king cheese there, all right? I love f**kin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherf**kin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright? Now leave the f**king c*cks*cking cheese where it is! Here, here, here.
(he swipes off the cheese on his plate onto the floor)
Silvio Dante: Go ahead. Have a good time.
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Mikey Palmice: Junior Soprano's the new boss and he ain't respectin' old arrangements.
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Log off, that "cookies" sh*t makes me nervous!
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Juror #9: So, let's keep in touch. Call me when your grandson is born.
Female Juror: When he's born, I wouldn't want to be thinking about you.
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: It's like taking a sh*t.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Ok. I actually like to think about it as a childbirth.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Trust me. It's like taking a sh*t.
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Ralphie Cifaretto: ...and I know I'm the guy who's dating your mom,
Jackie Aprile Jr.: Dating?
Ralphie Cifaretto: Don't get f**kin' filthy about it.
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Tony Soprano: Oh, poor baby. What do you want, a Whitman's Sampler?
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Salvatore 'Big p*ssy' Bompensiero: Hey, Sil.
Silvio Dante: What?
Salvatore 'Big p*ssy' Bompensiero: "What". I've been gone a long time. Let me hear it.
Silvio Dante: (imitates Al Pacino) Just when I thought I was out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN!
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(Three of Tony's capos enter a room angrily)
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I thought I was the only one Junior could make look like that.
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: A wrong decision is better than indecision.
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(about his father)
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: The belt was his favorite child development tool.
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Christopher Moltisanti: So, you won't talk about this to anybody?
Black Thug: I got the mouth of a statue, n*gga.
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Christopher Moltisanti: What do you have to be stressed about? That bar?
Adriana La Cerva: War, Christopher? The Middle East.
Christopher Moltisanti: You don't listen to the president? We're gonna mop the floor with the whole f**kin' world. The whole world's gonna be under our control. So what are you worked up about?
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: It wasn't like it was friggin' Cobain! It was just a little suicidal gesture, that's all.
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Tony Blundetto: What do I find in a pork store? A bunch of guys beating their meat.
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Carmela Soprano: I would have to get a lawyer, find an apartment, arrange for child support.
Dr. Krakower: You're not listening. I'm not charging you because I won't take blood money. You can't either. One thing you can never say: You haven't been told.
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Silvio Dante: You're only as good as your last envelope.
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(while playing hearts)
Salvatore "Big p*ssy" Bonpensiro: I've eaten more queens than Lancelot.
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Sil, break it down for 'em. What two business have traditionally been recession-proof since time immemorial?
Silvio Dante: Certain aspects of show business and our thing.
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I wipe my ass with your feelings.
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Tony Blundetto: To think, when I got out of the joint, I thought an airbag was Paulie Walnuts!
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowjob?
Silvio Dante: Oh, yeah.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: How long did it take for the guy to come?
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Maybe I should tap into my roots, too. My grandmother was half Indian.
Christopher Moltisanti: Get the f**k out of here.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: No, it's true. She was in the Fakawee tribe.
Christopher Moltisanti: Oh, yeah?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah. When they used to get lost in the woods, they stopped and said "Where the Fakawee?"
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What f**king kind of human being am I, if my own mother wants me dead?
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Ralphie Cifaretto: I hate to do it, Artie. But I think I'm gonna pass.
Artie Bucco: Why not?
Ralphie Cifaretto: 'Cause if you don't pay me back, I ain't gonna be able to hurt ya.
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(repeated line)
Livia Soprano: I wish the Lord would take me now.
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Janice Soprano: (as she's talking with Tony while s*cking marrow out of a soup bone) God, I love marrow, just like Ma. Remember Ma with a bone? It sounded like half-price day at a liposuction clinic.
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You're looking good. Looking better.
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano: Tony, if you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Hey, You want that, it's a phone call away.
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Listen to me, the only reason I did this is because you're my nephew, and I love you. If it were anybody else, they would've gotten that intervention through the back of their f**king head.
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You didn't go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend.
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Tony Blundetto: It's hard to believe. My cousin in the old man's seat.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: It's like "Sun-Tuh-Zoo" says: a good leader is benevolent and unconcerned with fame.
Tony Blundetto: What?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: "Sun-Tuh-Zoo". He's Chinese Prince Machiavelli.
Silvio Dante: Tzu, Tzu! Sun Tzu, you f**king ass-kiss!
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Adriana La Cerva: Ralph was asking if Tony was at the club. Why? Is he gonna be?
Christopher: You don't know what this guy did for me.
Adriana La Cerva: Yeah I do.
Christopher: Not just getting my stripes, something I can't talk about. Something that was ruining my whole life and he made it right. For what I owe him, I would follow that man into hell.
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Feech La Manna: What's yours is your Pauly, but what ain't, belongs to anybody else.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Oh, what do you know about what belongs to who? You been in prison for twenty years.
Feech La Manna: Which entitles me to earn!
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Which entitles you to sh*t! In my book, you get points for staying out.
Feech La Manna: Then it's a good thing, Paulie, that your book doesn't mean oogatz to me!
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'Little' Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so? But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.
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Carmela Soprano: I know you better than anybody, Tony, even your friends. Which is probably why you hate me.
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them.
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Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Let's get back to Pie-O-My, it's sad that you lost something you loved. That being said, it is a horse.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What the f**k's the matter with you?
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Adriana La Cerva: They broke my f**kin' chair.
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You're late!
Ralph Cifaretto: Well, at least I can always be on time tomorrow, but you'll be stupid forever.
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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Tony Soprano: Is everyone in my life f**kin' bananas?
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You know where I was yesterday when you called?... I was outside a wh*rehouse, while a guy that works for me was inside beating the sh*t out of a guy that owes me money. Broke his arm. Put a bullet in his kneecap.
Dr Jennifer Melfi: How'd that make you feel?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Wished it was me in there.
Dr Jennifer Melfi: Giving the beating or taking it?
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Junior Soprano: The joint, not like in the old days. f**kin' animals in there.
Feech La Manna: It's all about setting the precedent.
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FBI agent: We've had every one of Tony Soprano's phones bugged for four years, but the guy says less than Harpo Marx.
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(Christopher is stoned)
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I called you here, 'cause I got something to tell you. From now on, I'm gonna rely on you more and more, 'cause you're the only one I can fully trust. Sil and Paulie... they're old friends, but you're one thing they're not.
Christopher Moltisanti: What's that, T?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Blood. You're gonna lead this family into the 21st Century.
Christopher Moltisanti: Well, Tony, technically we're already in the 21st Century...
(Tony looks at him, confused)
Christopher Moltisanti: Forget about it. You won't regret this, T.
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Christopher: Fear knocked on the door. Faith answered. There was no one there.
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