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Cortez: I'm the midget, huh? Let's go you squishy-faced retard!
Fowler: (dead serious) Don't you ever call me squishy-face! (imdb.com)

Bored Gunny: (to Anthony Swofford) I'm gonna put you in Golf Company... it's full of retards and f**k-ups. Maybe you can elevate them sons of b*tches a little... or maybe not. Next! (imdb.com)

Marine in Barracks: Boot Motherf**ker! (imdb.com)

Troy: We're the leopards... the lions. Those who will take our place will be jackals... hyenas - and all us leopards, lions, jackals, and sheep will go on thinking ourselves the salt of the earth. (imdb.com)

Kruger: (to the Marines) It's raining oil. It's raining oil fellas. You ever see that movie 'Giant'? You've seen the movie 'Giant'. James Dean, man. "My well came in, Bick. I'm rich, Bick. Richer than you." (imdb.com)

Reporter: Are you scared?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Look, I am twenty years old was and I was dumb enough to sign a contract. I can hear their f**king bombs already. I can hear their bombs and I'm f**king scared, yeah.
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Kruger: Me? I had a choice either join the marines or go to jail. And you know what the sh*t of it is?
Troy: Yeah, if you'd gone to jail...
Kruger: Don't spoil the joke a**h*le. If I'd went to jail I'd be getting out today.
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(first lines)
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: A story: A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.
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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I wanted the pink mist.
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Fergus: (after seeing pictures of Swofford's girlfriend in his USMC shirt) She have her own clothes?
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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: (seeing the flames of the burning oil fields) The Earth is bleeding.
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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: (voice over narration) See that kid? The one dreaming to serve his country. That Jarhead is me.
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Kruger: (after being offered nuts on an airplane) Are these warm nuts?
Stewardess: No, I believe they're room temperature.
Kruger: (takes the nuts) Well, maybe later you can come and warm up my nuts.
Stewardess: You know, I don't really like the little ones.
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Fergus: (to the reporter) Yes, ma'am. I'm very happy to be here. I love my country. I miss my parents. Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. They're treating me alright here.
Ramon Escobar: (to the reporter) It was an opportunity for me to defend America, the country which has given freedom to me and to my family. And it is an honor to, to fight for that freedom.
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Sgt. Siek: Your mission is to kill me. My mission is to kill you first. And I'm good.
Marine in Barracks: Them paintball bullets, they hurt?
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Cortez: I'm the midget, huh? Let's go you squishy-faced retard!
Fowler: (dead serious) Don't you ever call me squishy-face!
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(repeated line)
Troy: Welcome to The s*ck.
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Sgt. Siek: Now to the rest of you, do you have what it takes to be the meanest, the cruelest, the most sadist unforgiving mother f**kers in God's cruel kingdom?
All Marines: Yes, Staff Sergeant.
Sgt. Siek: Will you be able to one day say, "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother f**ker in the God damn valley?"
All Marines: Yes, Staff Sergeant.
Sgt. Siek: We shall f**king see.
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Sgt. Siek: Will you shut the f**k up! There is no bugle program! You sizzle-dick motherf**ker! Who do you think you are, some kind of Kenny G or some sh*t?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: No, Staff Sergeant.
Sgt. Siek: Good.
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D.I. Fitch: Jesus, Joseph and doggy-style Mary!
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(last lines)
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: A story. A man fires a rifle for many years. and he goes to war. And afterwards he comes home, and he sees that whatever else he may do with his life - build a house, love a woman, change his son's diaper - he will always remain a jarhead. And all the jarheads killing and dying, they will always be me. We are still in the desert.
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Kruger: (on top of pile of marines after football game) Kruger of Arabia!
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Kruger: Okay, yeah, sure, fine. I'll take the f**king pills and a year later my a**h*le will turn inside out and start talking to me!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Okay, stop stop.
Kruger: This pills aren't worth a sh*t.
Sgt. Siek: Kruger, you country motherf**ker
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Sgt. Siek: Details, gentlemen, details! Details is gonna be the difference between you killing your target or your target killing you.
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Sgt. Siek: Swofford? Swofford?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Yeah?
Sgt. Siek: What the f**k? You sick?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: No, sir. I just got this stomach-thing...
Sgt. Siek: Staff Sergenat Siek. I'm with Surveillance and Target Acquisition. STA. I heard it took six guys to pull that little branding trick on you. And your file says that you ain't dumb either. So you better get unsick most motha f**king rikey-tick, cause' there's a chance that you could be a scout sniper!
Sgt. Siek: (picks up Swofford's book) What the f**k is this?
Sgt. Siek: "The stranger from Camus". That's some heavy dope right there, marine!
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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: (Swoff and Fergus are disassembling and reassembling their rifles in their tent. Cortez is sitting a few bunks down, messing with his radio) What would you say if I told you I was gonna kill you for f**king me over like that?
Fergus: I already told you, it was an accident.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: An accident. Right. Like when the trigger slips. Of course, your nice little mom and dad are where?
Fergus: Cottonwood Falls.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Cottonwood Falls. They'll be sad. THey won't have their little boy to send f**king cookies to. I'll say it was an accidental discharge. I might spend some time in the brig... but it'll end this f**king waiting. And I don't knwo what it's like to kill a man.
(loads rifle and points it at Fergus)
Fergus: What are you doing?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I'm in the firing position known as the sitting position. After the prone position, it is the platform most likely to enable a Marine to effectivley kill his target. His target being a human, generally an enemy but sometimes a friend or friendly. We call this frinedly fire, or friendly f**king or getting friendly f**ked.
Fergus: Come on Swoff, it was your watch! It was Christmans Eve, and I was just thinking about home. That's it.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: What do you think Cortez? You think I'll accidentally kill your homeboy from boot camp?
Cortez: Sure you'll kill him. Accidents happen.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: You don't see sh*t right?
Cortez: I don't see sh*t. This ain't even my tent. Matter of fact, I ain't even here, Swoff.
(exits tent)
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Kruger: (to the Marines) It's raining oil. It's raining oil fellas. You ever see that movie 'Giant'? You've seen the movie 'Giant'. James Dean, man. "My well came in, Bick. I'm rich, Bick. Richer than you."
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Sgt. Siek: I don't give out too many special treats. But this morning we have a very special treat. Private Swofford here is going to play reveille for us. Okay, Swofford, play reveille.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I don't have a bugle, Staff Sergeant.
Sgt. Siek: You don't have a what?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I don't have a bugle.
Sgt. Siek: Oh no. No, no. Damn, damn. You better play it with your mouth.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: What?
Sgt. Siek: I said play it with your God damn mouth.
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Fowler: (in showers, pointing at another marine) Hey, look! It's a c*ck, but smaller!
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(watching Apocalypse Now)
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Shoot that motherf**ker!
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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Field f**k!
Reporter: What did he just say?
Sgt. Siek: He said field fun.
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Troy: (to Anthony Swofford) We're going to f**kin' war.
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(in an NBC suit)
Troy: (in a Darth Vader voice) Luke, come over to the Dark Side.
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Sgt. Siek: (Yelling at a private, who is struggling to get into his protective gear during a gas drill) That's your f**kin' sleeping bag, you moron!
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Dettman's Wife: Who's f**kin' around now, Bryan?
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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: My combat action has commenced.
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Staff Sgt. Sykes: (Sgt. Sykes is directing the recruits on how to judge distances) You take what you know, and then you multiply. Please don't use your dicks. They're too small, and I can't count that high. I don't wanna hear, "400,000 inches."
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Sgt. Siek: (to the dead marine) I told you to keep your f**king head down! If you'd listened to me, you'd still be f**king alive right now, stupid f**k!
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Troy: We're the leopards... the lions. Those who will take our place will be jackals... hyenas - and all us leopards, lions, jackals, and sheep will go on thinking ourselves the salt of the earth.
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Troy: What's up with the make-up? I thought Texans were tough.
Kruger: I burn easily so f**king sue me.
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Troy: f**k politics. We're here. All the rest is bullsh*t.
All Marines: Yeah.
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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, the Drill Instructor looks fabulous in his uniform, sir!
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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: (shouting at news van leaving) Come back soon, now you hear!
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Bored Gunny: (to Anthony Swofford) I'm gonna put you in Golf Company... it's full of retards and f**k-ups. Maybe you can elevate them sons of b*tches a little... or maybe not. Next!
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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: We call this friendly fire, friendly f**king, or getting friendly f**ked.
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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: You poor bastard. I bet your recruiter promised you a whole wide world of p*ssy, huh?
Kruger: f**kin' eh. c*cks*cker knew the price of every wh*re from Olangapo to Stockholm.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: And here we are, headed to the desert - no p*ssy and a thousand miles.
Kruger: f**ked by the green weenie again!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Well, what would you be doing if you were a civilian? Staying up late, jacking off, playing Metroid - trying to get to that ninth level?
Troy: You know what happens when you get there?
(laughs)
Troy: Nothing. You just start all over again.
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Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: (to the Marines) This is not Rambo time.
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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: The M16A2 service rifle is a lightweight air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed shoulder weapon. It fires a 5.56 mm ball projectile at a muzzle velocity of 2,800 feet per second. This is my rifle. Repeat after me.
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Sgt. Siek: (to the Marines) Move it. Didn't I tell you not to get lazy? Let's go. Get it on.
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Sgt. Siek: (to the Marines) The Bible says "Thou shalt not kill." But hear this: f**k THAT sh*t!
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