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Melissa: Your outfit is... um...
Tommy Warshaw: Orange?
Melissa: Really orange.
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Reverend Duncan: (while dancing with a student at a school dance) You better leave room for Jesusthere, Miss Johnson.
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Katherine Warshaw: Go on. Run away just like your father.
Tommy Warshaw: He didn't run away, Mom. He died.
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Tommy Warshaw: Just stay cool and give me the dad face.
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Tommy Warshaw: Hey! My mom says it's crazy in there! She says you've got rats, roaches... lesbianism...
Lady: (laughing) I guess I'm safe from that last one. I'm in solitary.
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Pappass: I'm not retarded anymore.
Tom Warshaw: Oh really?
Pappass: Really.
Tom Warshaw: When did that happen?
Pappass: 1984. Sometime in the spring. I went from retard to mentally handicapped. And then in 1987-88, I went from handicapped to challenged. I changed again. I'm probably changing right now. Who knows what I'll be next?
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Tommy Warshaw: Solid according to you, lady, girls like fools and small balls. So I'm pretty much covered.
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Pappass: I shaved my ass once. Bald as a cue ball.
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Pappass: If you make a wish and don't tell nobody, it could come true.
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Pappass: Places change like people change.
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Tom Warshaw: My story starts where ever man's story starts: with mom.
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Pappass: Do you ever miss your dad?
Tommy Warshaw: All the time.
Pappass: Want mine?
Tommy Warshaw: No thanks.
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Coralie Warshaw: A man is only a man when he can be who he is wherever he is.
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Reverend Duncan: Because of some bureaucratic shenanigans and some nonsense in the U.S. constitution called the seperation of church and state, this class will no longer be called Bible Study. It will be called Ethics. Well, that's my civic duty done. Now open you bibles, boys, to Genesis 19:4.
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Pappass: Do you ever miss your dad?
Tommy Warshaw: All the time.
Pappass: Want mine?
Tommy Warshaw: No thanks. (imdb.com)

Mr. Pappass: You know why your mother died, son? She killed herself because she had a retarded son, isn't that right?
Tommy Warshaw: She got hit by a car.
Mr. Pappass: She walked in front of a car because she had a retarded son.
Tommy Warshaw: She was drunk.
Mr. Pappass: She was drunk because her son's retarded.
Tommy Warshaw: She was drunk because she was married to you, you loser. (imdb.com)

Tommy Warshaw: Hey! My mom says it's crazy in there! She says you've got rats, roaches... lesbianism...
Lady: (laughing) I guess I'm safe from that last one. I'm in solitary. (imdb.com)

Tommy Warshaw: If I want to exercise my god given freedom to experience people getting cut up by chainsaws and hung on meat hooks, I think I have the constitutional right to do so, don't you? (imdb.com)

Tom Warshaw: My story starts where ever man's story starts: with mom. (imdb.com)


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