Jack: “Megan Fox has a penis.”
Alex: “Megan Fox is Trace Cyrus.”
Alex: “I will never ever ever ever ever read Twilight. And here’s why.”
Jack: “I hate apples.”
Alex: “I AM a vampire. And they portray us all wrong because you can not fall in love with a vampire, there’s no way. Because rather than making sweet, sweet love to you I’ll ******* eat your throat and drink your blood. And that’s all we care about.”
Alex: “Jack has a hickey! He’s been hanging out with the cast of Twilight too much. They take it really seriously, it’s become a lifestyle for them.” (answers.yahoo.com)
“Take a minute to learn me, take a moment to love me, because I need your love to live, and without it, I am nothing.”
"Don`t throw yourself at someone for the person you think they are, throw yourself at someone because you know you`re both in it for the memories."
"You can still love someone from your dreams, even if they reject you."
"Fools die happy. The happy die young. The young die foolish."
"Our street corners keep secrets, and our road signs only suggest, never deciding for us, never knowing if the destination to which they lead, is where we truely belong."
"Don’t throw yourself out on another’s whim. People change, as do intentions and as a result, consequences. Live for yourself, love those around you, but realize that they’ve got their own agendas. People will screw you, you will screw people."
"It’s funny how the littlest things can make you feel larger than life; the right lyric, the most heartfelt melody, the clearest message. Love."
"The closest friends you’ll ever have are the ones you’d take a bullet for, but they’re the ones you constantly feel you could put a bullet in as well."
"We are all shades of gray. Its been said again and again; Lifes a process we are fleeting moments that come and go, and i`m grateful for my time, my aspirations, my mistakes, my flaws and my abilities, think of me what you will but before you do, don`t"
"Love is not only blind, but a fool, a stumbling mess falling backwards through showroom doors into atmospheres unwelcoming of his presence."