Starscream: Thought you were working for us, BOY?
(Sam fires his grapple at Starscream)
Starscream: (hit) My eye! My eye! I can't see! I can't see!
(starts flailing around) (imdb.com)
Soundwave: (grabs Que) You! Your time is up!
Que: Wait! We surrendered! We're your prisoners! Can't we talk this out? We're all a bunch of good chaps! We mean you no...
(Barricade shoots Que)
Que: What'd you do that for...?
(Soundwave shoots Que, killing him)
Bumblebee: Goodbye, my oldest friend. (imdb.com)
Optimus Prime: In any war, there are calms between the storms. There will be days when we lose faith, days when our allies turn against us. But the day will never come, that we forsake this planet and its people. (imdb.com)
Sam Witwicky: (seeing Driller coming at them) No, no, NO! MOVE! WE GOTTA MOVE!
Robert Epps: Why do the Decepticons always get the good sh*t? We're about to be eaten, people! (imdb.com)
Buzz Aldrin: Go ahead, Mr. President.
President Nixon: Hello, Neil and Buzz. I'm talking to you by telephone from the Oval Room at the White House. And this certainly has to be the most historic telephone call ever made. I just can't tell you how proud we all are of you. For every American, this has to be the proudest day of our lives. Because of what you have done...
Director of NASA: (Depicting the astronauts as they land on the water) We have splashdown.
President Nixon: ...the heavens have become a part of man's world. For one priceless moment in the whole history of man, all the people on this Earth are truly one. One in their pride for what you have done. It inspires us to redouble our efforts to bring peace and tranquility to Earth. (imdb.com)
(during the Chicago massacre)
Carly Miller: I guess they didn't tell you about this part, did they?
Dylan: You think I'm at every meeting?... Look, I'm safe. They said I'm safe. (imdb.com)
Lennox: Listen up! You wanna hit back? We're gonna have to wingsuit in. It's the only way to get close. I can't promise anyone a ride home, but if you're with me, the world needs you now. (imdb.com)
Sam Witwicky: The Autobots are off saving the world and I've organized four binders. (imdb.com)
Sam Witwicky: (Bumblebee appears, transforms) That's my car. (imdb.com)
Carly Miller: Do you want this to happen?
Dylan: I want to survive, I want forty more years! You think I asked for this? I inherited a client!
Carly Miller: Yeah? Well, when Cybertron's here and we're all enslaved, I guess they'll still need a human leader!
Dylan: Don't jinx me! You want to survive, you listen to me! (imdb.com)
Sam Witwicky: (comforting Carly) You're gonna be fine, I promise... (imdb.com)
Dylan: You chose sides - you chose wrong! (imdb.com)
(as the Autobots leave in the starship Xanthium)
Sam Witwicky: They're not coming back.
Dylan: We knew it. We just have to make sure they don't come back.
(signals Starscream, who blows up the Xanthium) (imdb.com)
Roadbuster: You are ridiculous! (imdb.com)
Ratchet: (to Bumblebee) You fought bravely. (imdb.com)
Carly Miller: They said... they were shipping resources, to rebuild their planet.
Dylan: Yes. But they need one resource in particular, one native to our planet.
Carly Miller: ...Us?
Dylan: You're very smart. You see, they can't rebuild without a slave labour force. How many rocks out there offer six billion workers?
Carly Miller: What are you talking about? We can't transport people!
Dylan: They're not shipping people. They're shipping their planet here! (imdb.com)
(pulls a gun on Sam)
Sam Witwicky: Dylan, you can't do this, okay?
Dylan: There's only one future for me! (imdb.com)
Brains: This is how you treat Autobots? We're on the same team.
Wheelie: Yeah, enjoy your next job at 7-Eleven, dickhead.
Brains: That's right.
Wheelie: A-hole. (imdb.com)
Dutch: (after dispatching some Soviets) I'm so sorry. That is the old me. (imdb.com)
(Dino transforms in front of an Eastern patrol)
Dino: (draws his blades) On the ground, per favore. And stay there! (imdb.com)
Cosmonaut Dimitri: Americans were the first to walk on the moon. But the Russians were the first to take images...
(presents a set of photos) (imdb.com)
Bruce Brazos: Come on people! Yes, a workmate died, but looking out the window is not going to bring him back! The man was depressed. You can keep watching him but he's not getting up, you all read Humpty Dumpty. (imdb.com)
Optimus Prime: I'm coming for you!
(flies through the Driller) (imdb.com)
Bob: What're you doing in my house?
Laserbeak: (shoots him) Just visiting. (imdb.com)
Robert Epps: Snipers, take out their eyes. (imdb.com)
Que: This gun is the perfect invention, Ironhide!
Ironhide: Right. (imdb.com)
(at the Lincoln Memorial)
Starscream: Oh, my master, such a brilliant scheme! So when Sentinel left Cybertron, it was to defect!
Megatron: He was meant to rendezvous with me here on Earth, before fate waylaid us both. The only way to revive him: we needed Prime and his Matrix.
(blasts the Lincoln statue)
Starscream: Excellent strategy!
Igor: (chomping Lincoln's head) Mine! Mine!
Starscream: So, he is now your partner.
Megatron: He is my greatest triumph.
Starscream: So impressive! (imdb.com)
Sentinel Prime: How doomed you are, Autobots. You simply fail to understand, that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... (imdb.com)
Sam Witwicky: Humans are working with the Decepticons. (imdb.com)
Robert Epps: (seeing destroyed Chicago) My god. We came here to find her in the middle of all of that?
Epps Team 'Stone': Are we really going out there Epps?
Eddie: I'm not going in there!
Robert Epps: No one's going in.
Sam Witwicky: I am. With or without you, I'll find her.
Robert Epps: You're going to get yourself killed Sam! Is that what you want? Is that what you want, you came all the way out here to get yourself killed? Listen to what I'm saying!
Sam Witwicky: She's here because of me, do you understand?
Robert Epps: Listen, if you go in this building, that's if she's still alive, there's no way you're going to be able to reach her!
Sam Witwicky: What do you suggest I do?
Robert Epps: It's over. I'm sorry, but it's over. (imdb.com)
Shockwave: (coming out of Driller) Optimus! (imdb.com)
Jerry Wang: (yelling at Sam Witwicky) This is code Pink, as in Pink Floyd, as in Dark Side of the Moon! Why do you think no one's been there since 1972? (imdb.com)
(Crankcase pulls Simmons out and throws him on the road)
Dutch: Oh, mein Gott! I'm fired! (imdb.com)
(Bumblebee is startled by Carly and crashes into the ceiling light)
Brains: Oh, that was smooth Bumblebee!
Bumblebee: Missed it by that much!
(Hides face embarrassed) (imdb.com)
Charlotte Mearing: CIA's up my ass about this mystery raid in the Middle East. So it's time to come clean. Was your unit involved?
Lennox: Uh, I'm not sure ma'am.
Charlotte Mearing: As director of National Intelligence, I'm a really big fan of intelligent answers.
Lennox: I really can't tell you definitively. These Autobots are like teenage kids, they like to sneak out of the house every once in a while. (imdb.com)
Sam Witwicky: We got an emergency, you gotta get Colonel Lennox out here. I'm reporting Decepticons! Decepticons are back, you gotta open that gate right now!
NEST Guard: Easy sir, this is Heath and Human services.
Sam Witwicky: Right, packing M4s! What are you protecting? Colostomy bags? Bedpans? Throat lozenges? Where'd you get that hat from, nursing school? So you're nurses and foot powder protectors, fantastic! (imdb.com)
Wheelie: (coming in out of the rain) Frickin' shorting my circuits out here! It's inhumane, that's what it is! Make us live in a box on a balcony next to a beast? Like a common animal!
Sam Witwicky: Stop, okay? You and your creepy sidekick can't be in here without permission.
Wheelie: According to who? Miss Blondie Blonde?
(climbs on the dog)
Wheelie: Giddyup, little doggie! Ha! (imdb.com)
(Ironhide smashes into Crankcase and Crowbar)
Ironhide: Is there a problem? (imdb.com)
Lennox: (looking in the Driller's claw) Why was he after this?
Optimus Prime: It's impossible... This is an engine part, from a long lost Autobot ship. (imdb.com)
Lennox: Epps! Epps, I've been looking for your ass! How you doing?
Robert Epps: Your time is whack! Even worse, we can't get across the river to that building and the Autobots are upstairs surrounded. (imdb.com)
Robert Epps: (about Shockwave) That is one scary ass Decepticon! (imdb.com)
Optimus Prime: The ship's name was the Ark. I watched it escape Cybertron myself. It was carrying an Autobot technology that would have won us the war. And its captain...
Charlotte Mearing: Who was its captain?
Optimus Prime: The great Sentinel Prime, the technology's inventor. He was commander of the Autobots before me. It's imperative that I find it before the Decepticons learn of its location. Our Autobot spacecraft has the ability to get there. And... you must pray it's in time. (imdb.com)
Que: Wait! I'm not letting you go out there without my urban combat prototypes. They're great inventions for kicking ass! Those are boomsticks, armed in 30 seconds. Grapple gloves for climbing. (imdb.com)
Wheelie: We're in the heart of their ship. Lets give em a little ride.
Brains: Oh we gonna screw this ship up! (imdb.com)
(Ironhide and Sideswipe vs Crankcase and Hatchet)
Sideswipe: Whoa, we got us a little Mexican standoff!
Ironhide: Weapons down!
Sideswipe: And we'll let you escape with your dignity! (imdb.com)
Buzz Aldrin: You cannot believe what we're seeing... (imdb.com)
(a coffee cup hits Shockwave on the head. He looks up, and sees Epps in the skyscr*per)
Robert Epps: This evil thing's looking at me!
Shockwave: Driller Bot is thirsty.
Robert Epps: And it even got an uglier Decepticon with it!
Shockwave: (speaks Cybertronian) Commence. (imdb.com)
Sentinel Prime: (fighting Optimus) Always the bravest of us, but you could never make the hard decisions!
(rips off Optimus' arm) (imdb.com)
Simmons: (Wants to impress the Russians with a Russian phrase) Dutch, give me something tough.
(browses dictionary in panic)
Cosmonaut Dimitri: We do speak English.
Simmons: Dutch, you s*ck.
Dutch: It's a Cyrillic alphabet. It's like all the buttons you never push on a calculator! I don't s*ck. (imdb.com)
Dylan: Sam, do as I said, she won't be harmed, you have my word.
Sam Witwicky: I'll kill you, you have my word. (imdb.com)