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It's so bizarre, I'm not scared of snakes or spiders. But I'm scared of butterflies. There is something eerie about them. Something weird!


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  • Adolf Hitler

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    What luck for the rulers that men don't think.



  • Eminem

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    "I don't want them once they turn 18" - On Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera



  • Robin Williams

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    "We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."



  • John Cena

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    The champ is here!



  • Andy Biersack

    Andy Biersack quotes

    I just inadvertently rhymed...you know what they say about people who inadvertently rhyme...they;re often fans of the Green Bay Packers....so yeah...there's that...



  • 50 Cent

    50 Cent quotes

    In my neighborhood if you're too aggressive, you intimidate someone, they kill you. Or if you decide to be emotional and you start crying, you're a victim. You know, the kid in the schoolyard that doesn't want to fight always leaves with a black eye. You have to find a way to stay in the middle, somewhere where people just don't mess with you because they know that you don't have a problem with it if it goes there.




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  • Mrs. Doubtfire

    Mrs. Doubtfire quotes

    Mrs. Doubtfire: (after turning the TV off and tossing the remote into the aquarium) Between the hours of 3 PM and 7 PM, I'm in charge. And when I'm in charge, you will follow a schedule. Those who do *not* follow the schedule will be punished. Lydie: (glancing at Chris and Natalie) She's lying. She wouldn't punish us.


  • Joe Dirt

    Joe Dirt quotes

    Joe Dirt: Life's a garden, dig it.


  • Grease

    Grease quotes

    Kenickie: You're cruisin' for a bruisin'


  • The Goonies

    The Goonies quotes

    Chunk: (the cave is falling down, the goonies are escaping with the help of Sloth) Sloth! Come on! Sloth: Sloth love Chunk! Chunk: I love you too and you're going to get crushed! Sloth: Aaaaaahhhhhhh!


  • Lilo & Stitch

    Lilo & Stitch quotes

    Nani: Lilo! There you are, "Honey Face!" This is Mr... "Bubbles".
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Nice to meet you.
    Lilo: Your knuckles say "cobra"... "Cobra Bubbles"... you don't... *look* like a social worker.
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: I'm a special classification.
    Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you... happy?
    Lilo: I'm adjusted.
    (Repeats what Nani is signing to her behind Bubbles' back)
    Lilo: I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street... and take long naps...
    (Nani pumps her fist in triumph)
    Lilo: and get disciplined?
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?
    Lilo: Yeah! She disciplines me real good.
    (Nani holds out here hand in "stop" gesture)
    Lilo: Sometimes five times a day! With bricks!
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
    Lilo: Uh huh... in a pillow case...
    Nani: Okay, that's enough sugar for you! Why don't you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?
    Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation i which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.


  • Titanic

    Titanic quotes

    Jack: Wait! We're passengers! We're passengers! (flushed and panting, Jack waves the tickets as he and Fabrizio run up the ramp to the 3rd class gangway entrance) 6th Officer Moody: (looks at the tickets as Jack and Fabrizio reach the end of the ramp) Have you been through the inspection queue? Jack: (lying) Of course! Anyway, we don't have lice, we're Americans. (motions the tickets back and forth between himself and Fabrizio) Jack: Both of us. 6th Officer Moody: (nods) Right. Come aboard.



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  • Mork & Mindy

    Mork & Mindy quotes

    Mork: Exidor! Exidor: (looks away from Mork) Mork! Is that you?


  • Judge Judy

    Judge Judy quotes

    Plaintiff: I'm sorry, I'm very nervous.
    Judge Judy: Well - get un-nervous.


  • Full House

    Full House quotes

    D.J.: You have the brain of a paramecium. Steph: Well, if I have the brain of a paramecium, you have the brain of only one mecium.


  • I Love Lucy

    I Love Lucy quotes

    Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it. Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.


  • Rugrats

    Rugrats quotes

    Tommy: (at a pretend funeral) Um, shouldn't someone say something? Chuckie: How about... Hinkle finkle dinkle do. Lil, Tommy, Chuckie, Phil: Ahem.


  • Johnny Bravo

    Johnny Bravo quotes

    Additional Voices: Thanks for saving our neighborhood,Kung Foo Guy! But how did you know they were killer robots?
    Various characters: Robots...?



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